When
you’re in the middle of it (another stage in your life), you don’t pay much
attention to all the goings-on around you. Only years later, upon reflection,
do you realize what a crazy world it really was. So it was during my time spent
at the Presidio of San Francisco from late 1964 through early 1965. “Ripley’s
Believe it or Not’ had nothing on me back then. Or as the cliché goes: ‘you
can’t make this stuff up!’
I’ve
reflected on these phenomena in a recent blog: ‘Phases and stages,’ It’s the idea that we live our lives in
stages whether we’re aware of it or not. It’s often a forced, fixed or
contrived environment, often times not of our own making, that we live through
until something, someone, or that proverbial ‘fourth wall’ forces us into
something else. Then it’s off to the races all over again.
The
Presidio of San Francisco was headquarters for the Sixth Army Command. While Fort Polk, Louisiana was considered the
‘derriere’ of the Army, the Presidio was considered by all to be the ‘country
club’ of the Army. It was the absolute prize for anyone seeking a great place
to be stationed while in the service.
I
went directly there from boot camp at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri. It was the
first time I had traveled out of state. Like a virgin among playboys, I was
naïve beyond my years and just taking mental notes on the hip, Avant guard,
outrageous and some times illegal behavior going on all around me.
During
my short tenure at the Presidio, I was living a life of privilege. My service
pay was $80.00 a month (which I saved) and I earned over $100.00 a month from
my job as an usher at an art theater downtown. I had a library of paperback
books, a large .45 record collection and a Vespa motor scooter to scoot about
town.
The
first story I was greeted with upon arrival was about the Commanding General’s
yacht. The story went that there were two enlisted men who worked on the
general’s yacht each day over in Sausalito across the bay. Each morning, they
would get a car from the motor pool and drive across the Golden Gate Bridge to
do maintenance, cleaning, inspection and upkeep on the large boat. It had to be
ready to sail at a moment’s notice.
In
Army lingo, the two enlisted men were ‘golden.’ They had no supervisor, no set
hours, could do whatever they wanted to as long as the ship was ready to sail
at any time. In fact, I was told they would regularly take it out ‘for a spin’
in San Francisco Bay. The story had enough tentacles that I think it was true.
Another
‘hard to believe but true’ story concerned an enlisted man who worked the night
shift in the telecommunications center in the headquarters building. His angle
was buying KP (Kitchen Patrol) duty from other soldiers. The going rate was $25.00
per shift. I saw him in action many times and by my estimation he was clearing
at least one hundred dollars (cash) a week.
This
pots and pans entrepreneur seemed to be the only one allowed to pull this stunt
and he had been double-shifting for months on end. Over the years, I’ve come to
the conclusion that the sergeant in charge of the kitchen must have been
getting a kickback to allow him to do that day after day.
Another
under-the-radar entrepreneur was a GI in the barracks building next to mine. He
was a Mexican kid who was always working on some kind of angle. The Larkin
(Art) Theater where I worked was located on the edge of Chinatown. One night
after work I was walking home and saw him on a street corner. He excitedly
waved me over.
“Would
I be interested in going out with one of his girlfriends?” he asked me. Turns
out, he had three ‘girlfriends’ working that evening and for $25 to $50 each I
could go on a date with one of them. We chatted a bit before I demurred his
splendid offer.
Most
weekends, he had a stable for three to five girls working his strip of street
corner real estate. He got a cut of the action and was the main provider of ‘sensual
entertainment’ for the GIs at the Presidio. It was a dangerous business since
if he was busted by the cops; he would be automatically court-marshalled and
booted out of the Army. But the money was good, the girls reliable and the base
provided a steady flow of customers.
There
was a rundown part of town not far from the Presidio. One of my buddies had a
girlfriend who lived there in an old Victorian mansion with six other girls. He
used to brag about going there on weekends and getting ‘stoned.’ It was a wild
circus of confused, amorous young women, great Mexican Gold, cheap wine and
beer and mind-blowing psychedelic music. I just went there one time with him. It
was a truly memorable experience.
The
scene was overwhelmingly stimulating with its artistic freedom, intellectual
fisticuffs, hard-core music, and booze that it was almost too much to ingest.
Unfortunately, it brought back poignant memories of ‘the girl back home’ and
the freedom I once had before the draft changed my life forever. Being there
was a cold cruel contrast to my other life on base. It was a reminder of the
rigid conformity of the military life that I lived during the week. My memories
won out and I never ventured back to Haight-Ashbury again.
In
fact, one of about a half dozen book treatments I’ve written thus far, touches
on this very subject. It’s called ‘Presidio Adieu.’ A fictional account of a
young service man stationed at the Presidio of San Francisco during the
sixties. Whether it ever gets written is anyone’s guess.
Enlisted
men on base had their own building. It had a pool room, a large slot-car set up,
a lounge with magazines and a TV room. It was a great hangout space for newbies
on base until they tasted the delights of the city just outside our gates.
There
was also an enlisted men’s garage where service men could tinker with their
cars. It was fully equipped with all the tools one could need. I worked on my
Vespa motor scooter there several times.
In
the barracks next door, I met a black guy who desperately wanted to be a
novelist. He and I had great conversations about authors, writing and how to
get a job as a writer. He was a real doer while I was still in the talking
stages.
I
heard later on that he got into an argument with another soldier and he pulled
a knife on him. Nothing happened because other soldiers intervened but he
disappeared from the base shortly afterwards.
One
of my first interests in real estate occurred around a small table in our
sleeping quarters. Two guys were running numbers on purchasing one of the old
Victorian row houses that were the predominant housing stock of the city.
They
were convinced that if they could purchase one of these homes at a reasonable
price, they knew just how to remodel it and turn around and sell it for a nice
profit. Today we call that ‘flipping.’ Back then it was just this wild idea
that you could buy a house, touch it up and then as quickly resell it for a
nice profit. Crazy idea most of us agreed, but the two persisted and about the
time they got discharged, they had purchased several houses this way. They even
invited me to join them in their venture. But I was being transferred, and besides,
I was too smart to get suckered into that crazy scheme of theirs. I dare not
think about what they are worth now if they continued buying and selling real estate
in San Francisco.
My
dream job, passed on by another GI being transferred, was working at the Larkin
Theater. The Larkin was an old Art Theater that had been showing foreign films
since they were invented by the French before the turn of the century. I
ushered, cleaned seats, answered the phone and did other odd jobs. It paid well
and I got to see all of the latest foreign films shown in the city.
There
were two teenage girls selling tickets and we struck up a nice friendship.
They were young and immature and full of wonder at life after high school. We
were on two very different educational tracks but they were sincere and fun to
work with.
Another
one of the movers and shakers in our barracks had a girlfriend who lived in a
hip part of town. He spent every weekend with her and had a big party when he
got discharged. I never heard if he left town or stayed with his girlfriend. I’m
guessing he went home and left her behind.
If
ever I were to play the ‘whatever happened to’ game, it would be with a slight,
wistful young woman named Mara. She appeared one day in our post newspaper office,
about a month before I was transferred south. She had enlisted in the WACs
because she wanted to get away from home. The scene back there was very bad she
told me. I sensed, even with my own heightened sense in immaturity, that bad
things had happened to her and she wanted to escape her family.
She
was a Marilyn Monroe lookalike, vulnerable, and had a sexual edge about her
that moved men in strange ways. All of my barracks buddies talked about
‘dating’ her but no one had the guts to ask her out. She and I talked a lot and
I think she found me a lamb among the wolves. On my last day of work before
shipping out, she asked if I wanted to meet her back at the office, after
hours, to ‘say good-bye.’ I could have, I certainly want to, but common sense
prevailed and I didn’t.
About
a month after I had left, I got a letter from a buddy back at the post
newspaper office. He mentioned that Mara had gone off on a ‘official post
business’ with one of the colonels in the office. That made me very sad because
I knew the colonel’s intent wasn’t dictation and Mara probably saw in him a
father figure she never had back home. She was still a ‘little girl lost.’
From
the Presidio, I transferred down to Folk Polk, Louisiana with a whole new cast
of characters and strange events taking place there. Phrases and stages,
phrases and stages. But that’s another blog entirely.